Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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