There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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