Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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