I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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