Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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