Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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