I can tuck mytits in my pants
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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