the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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