White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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