wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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