Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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