The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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