dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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