I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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