question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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