McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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