can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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