Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My life is pants optional.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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