I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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