I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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