he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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