Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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