Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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