ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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