It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We were destined to go to rehab together
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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