Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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