I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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