I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We talked him into tasing himself.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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