I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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