bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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