i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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