i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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