its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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