He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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