Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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