When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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