thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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