I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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