So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
high people should be assigned attendants
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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