I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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