Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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i think my cat just said my name.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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