Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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