Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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