ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Randomize