i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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