Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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