We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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