Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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