Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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