there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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